I want to ride my bike, I want to ride it wear I like

[BoredBloke]

"British police chiefs came under fire Thursday over a 93-page guide telling officers how to ride their bikes, including how to brake and how to balance to avoid falling off"

If you feel that you are leaning too far to the left then shift your weight towards the right. If you are leaning too far to the right then shift your weight over towards the left. Unless you have mastered this skill and passed your Bicycle Balance exam, removal of the stabilisers is prohibited

[hyperD]

I'll do it before the tool man does.

Sminky pinky (NSFW)

That's an awful lot of saddles to sniff.

[thunderlizard]

Undercover police are advised that they may have to cycle without a protective helmet to avoid being found out.

A fair point if your helmet looks like this:
http://www.vintageshopper.com/images...tos/150305.jpg

[TimberWolf]

I'll do it before the tool man does.

Sminky pinky (NSFW)

What's that got to do with the original poster's article about cnutstables riding bicycles?