I want to ride my bike, I want to ride it wear I like

[TimberWolf]

I'll do it before the tool man does.

Sminky pinky (NSFW)

What's that got to do with the original poster's article about cnutstables riding bicycles?

[thunderlizard]

Undercover police are advised that they may have to cycle without a protective helmet to avoid being found out.

A fair point if your helmet looks like this:
http://www.vintageshopper.com/images...tos/150305.jpg

[hyperD]

I'll do it before the tool man does.

Sminky pinky (NSFW)

That's an awful lot of saddles to sniff.

[BoredBloke]

"British police chiefs came under fire Thursday over a 93-page guide telling officers how to ride their bikes, including how to brake and how to balance to avoid falling off"

If you feel that you are leaning too far to the left then shift your weight towards the right. If you are leaning too far to the right then shift your weight over towards the left. Unless you have mastered this skill and passed your Bicycle Balance exam, removal of the stabilisers is prohibited

[darmstadt]

Which one's Threaded? (I can't actually see the picture but I believe I know what is it. Does the single have Fat Bottomed Girls on the b-side?)

[Mich the Tester]

I'll do it before the tool man does.

Sminky pinky (NSFW)

Second row, furthest from the camera; is she pot noodling? Just behind and to her left; she's wiping her arse!

[dang65]

I'll do it before the tool man does.

Sminky pinky (NSFW)

That's one of my favourite ever pictures. Some really interesting old bicycles there, with quite an unusual gearing system for the time.

[HairyArsedBloke]

I'll do it before the tool man does.

Sminky pinky (NSFW)

[threaded]

What will 'elf and safety have to say about this?

I understand that undercover police have derogations about taking drugs.

[Mich the Tester]

What will 'elf and safety have to say about this?

[threaded]

Consider if you're an undercover police officer and you're wanting to blend in with a gang of bald and beautiful bicycling drug couriers, then it makes sense.

[DaveB]

I want to ride my bike, I want to ride it wear I like ]

where

[TimberWolf]

Undercover police are advised that they may have to cycle without a protective helmet to avoid being found out.

[darmstadt]

You're 'avin' a larf aint'cha? Nah come 'ere, you're nicked