Britain is leading the world, again.

[HairyArsedBloke]

As being among the world’s ugliest people.


Makes ya proud dunit.

[BrilloPad]

So why don't you apply and increase our percentage acceptance rate?

[HairyArsedBloke]

OK, I'm game.

I'm trying to but the registration is hanging on 'creating profile'.

[Mich the Tester]

As being among the world’s ugliest people.


Makes ya proud dunit.

Also the world´s bravest people, seeing as we´re prepared to go outdoors without paper bags over our heads.

[ookook]

Absolutely no suprise there - The English are ugly compared to other European countries - although Germany runs us close. If you ever live abroad in a country with attractive women you'll see its true.. WE ARE UGLY

[threaded]

I'll have to tell you about the time the UK plod were going around all the animal trainers. They thought a gang were using a trained gibbon or chimp to break into houses. i.e. put ape through a small open window, it finds and opens front door, gang robs house. This was after one incident where they'd been disturbed by the house owner and ran off.

Long story short: turns out it wasn't a gibbon at all, but a small lady from Hull.

[Mich the Tester]

Absolutely no suprise there - The English are ugly compared to other European countries - although Germany runs us close. If you ever live abroad in a country with attractive women you'll see its true.. WE ARE UGLY

I've never noticed a shortage of fit birds in Germany. They're often quite kinky too, which could be a refreshing change.

[TinTrump]

A mate of mine swears Polish blokes are ugly but the girls are all tasty so maybe we're not alone.

I'm trying to remember the Brit entertainer who served in WW2 who I saw interviewed (it may have been Spike Milligan). He made this observation about walking past the corpses of handsome German soldiers, defeated by, in his own words, an collection of assorted ugly Brits. It was quite poignant.

[RichardCranium]

I've never noticed a shortage of fit birds in Germany. They're often quite kinky too, which could be a refreshing change.

It's amazing what happens when your round up and execute all your half-wits, cripples, immigrants, blind, half-casts, etc. Basically, anyone not 'Aryan'.

[OwlHoot]

I'll have to tell you about the time the UK plod were going around all the animal trainers. They thought a gang were using a trained gibbon or chimp to break into houses. i.e. put ape through a small open window, it finds and opens front door, gang robs house. This was after one incident where they'd been disturbed by the house owner and ran off.

Long story short: turns out it wasn't a gibbon at all, but a small lady from Hull.

"From Hell, Hull, and Halifax Good Lord deliver us"

Hey, come to think of it, where did HHH get to?