CUK Speed

[Ruse]

Where?

http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...en-source.html

[Clippy]

Does the forum Flux Capacitor need changing?

Had several bouts of slow speed, hanging and timeouts this afternoon/evening.

[administrator]

MySQL Error : Table 'post' is marked as crashed and should be repaired Error Number : 1194

Think that probably had something to do with it

Have repaired the table so that should help a bit. Think the server has a dodgy disk too

[Bumfluff]

Put more 10p's in the meter

[Zippy]

MySQL Error : Table 'post' is marked as crashed and should be repaired Error Number : 1194

Think that probably had something to do with it

Have repaired the table so that should help a bit. Think the server has a dodgy disk too

I don't want to lecture you but a 'dodgy disk' can degrade quite quickly ...

[suityou01]

MySQL Error : Table 'post' is marked as crashed and should be repaired Error Number : 1194

Think that probably had something to do with it

Have repaired the table so that should help a bit. Think the server has a dodgy disk too

Just got a mental image of this running on an old compaq desktop in your spare room.

[suityou01]

I don't want to lecture you but...

Loving that.

My all time faves

I'm not being funny but
Not wishing to labour the point but
I know I'm teaching you to suck eggs here but



Finger out admin!

[TheFaQQer]

I don't want to lecture you but a 'dodgy disk' can degrade quite quickly ...

Nick'll'fix it

[NickFitz]

Although database fail doesn't help, one thing that is particularly noticeable when connecting via one's phone is that the Google Analytics script is loaded just after the logo at the top of each page.

The GA script is notorious for sometimes being slow to load. Unfortunately any script tag prevents the browser from any further parsing or rendering of the page, as the script may use 1997-style document.write() techniques to modify the ensuing content.

Shifting the GA script to just above the closing of the body would at least allow
the content to be laid out and displayed whilst the browser is waiting. This might mean that any reliance on onload handlers being executed at the same moment that the page is displayed would have to be rethought, but that shouldn't be a problem - I manage to post from my iPhone before all the smilies have finished arriving sometimes, and onload won't fire until they've all rocked up

[Zippy]

Loving that.

My all time faves

I'm not being funny but
Not wishing to labour the point but
I know I'm teaching you to suck eggs here but



Finger out admin!

Before I completly lost my mind and specialised in software, I used to get paid for dealing with hardware problems. I was trying to be polite. But I'm sure you knew that young fella me lad