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 Jeremy Clarkson Arrested!Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
 threadeds website, and here's my blog. 
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 "Step out of the loop, do something unusual and you’ll encounter a wall of low-paid, low-intellect workers whose sole job is to prevent their bosses from being sued. As a result, you never hear anyone say: “Oh I’m sure it’ll be all right.”
 
 This is how the whole of the western world is going to be before long.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014
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 Actually, if you read the article you'll find that The Stig was arrested...Originally posted by threaded View PostRemember you heard it here first! http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/com...icle684953.ece"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
 - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...Comment
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 And the article is dated from 2006.Sval-Baard Consulting Ltd - we're not satisfied until you're not satisfied.
 
 Nothing says "you're a loser" more than owning a motivational signature about being a winner.Comment
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 That was only yesterday on the Threaded time line...Originally posted by Svalbaard View PostAnd the article is dated from 2006."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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 Or tomorrow if he pops out in his time machine again.Originally posted by Moscow Mule View PostThat was only yesterday on the Threaded time line...
 
 probably has a post it note in his office:
 "Take time machine to past and respond to newspaper ad"Coffee's for closersComment
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 Followed by...Originally posted by Spacecadet View PostOr tomorrow if he pops out in his time machine again.
 
 probably has a post it note in his office:
 "Take time machine to past and respond to newspaper ad"
 
 2) Buy Euromillions Lottery Ticket
 3) Go to M&S to buy new underwear
 4) Go to BetFred
 You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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