Leave the EU. Declare the UK a tax haven.
Basically model the country on Switzerland.
Make cuckoo clocks.
Sorted.
Basically model the country on Switzerland.
Make cuckoo clocks.
Sorted.
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And chocolate, we should make chocolate too.Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested." -
This requires an element of skill that the country does not possess.Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
HTHHard Brexit now!
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Britain invented chocolate and still makes it better than Switzerland.Comment
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Agree. A "galaxy" just can't be beat by all that foreign rubbishOriginally posted by thunderlizard View Post
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Rubiish. The cheap muck called "chocolate" here is low-cocoa, high-sugar pap for chavs.Originally posted by thunderlizard View PostHard Brexit now!
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Why do you mix cuckoo clocks with Switzerland?Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
They originate in Germany in the area of the Black Forest."Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."Comment
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If you think ours is bad you should try the stuff Americans laughably call chocolate.Originally posted by sasguru View Post
Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Just seen this, it appears our chocolate is about to get a whole lot worse.Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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