How to fix Britain

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TimberWolf replied

9 November 2009, 14:29
This is the best chocolate to eat in quantity.
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SantaClaus replied

9 November 2009, 14:24
Any lesser chocolate than this is sacriledge.

http://www.godiva.com/welcome.aspx
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Scary replied

9 November 2009, 14:03
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

Rubiish. The cheap muck called "chocolate" here is low-cocoa, high-sugar pap for chavs.

This? http://www.greenandblacks.com/
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DimPrawn replied

9 November 2009, 13:57
Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Post

Why do you mix cuckoo clocks with Switzerland?
They originate in Germany in the area of the Black Forest.

I thought they were Swiss, like Alpen.
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gingerjedi replied

9 November 2009, 13:44
Just seen this, it appears our chocolate is about to get a whole lot worse.
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gingerjedi replied

9 November 2009, 13:37
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

Rubiish. The cheap muck called "chocolate" here is low-cocoa, high-sugar pap for chavs.

If you think ours is bad you should try the stuff Americans laughably call chocolate.
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ThomasSoerensen replied

9 November 2009, 13:36
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

Leave the EU. Declare the UK a tax haven.

Basically model the country on Switzerland.

Make cuckoo clocks.

Sorted.

Why do you mix cuckoo clocks with Switzerland?
They originate in Germany in the area of the Black Forest.
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sasguru replied

9 November 2009, 13:33
Originally posted by thunderlizard View Post

Britain invented chocolate and still makes it better than Switzerland.

Rubiish. The cheap muck called "chocolate" here is low-cocoa, high-sugar pap for chavs.
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Platypus replied

9 November 2009, 13:30
Originally posted by thunderlizard View Post

Britain invented chocolate and still makes it better than Switzerland.

Agree. A "galaxy" just can't be beat by all that foreign rubbish
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thunderlizard replied

9 November 2009, 13:27
Britain invented chocolate and still makes it better than Switzerland.
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sasguru replied

9 November 2009, 13:25
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

Make cuckoo clocks.

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This requires an element of skill that the country does not possess.
HTH
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Moscow Mule replied

9 November 2009, 13:23
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

Leave the EU. Declare the UK a tax haven.

Basically model the country on Switzerland.

Make cuckoo clocks.

Sorted.

And chocolate, we should make chocolate too.
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DimPrawn started a topic How to fix Britain

9 November 2009, 13:22
How to fix Britain

Leave the EU. Declare the UK a tax haven.

Basically model the country on Switzerland.

Make cuckoo clocks.

Sorted.
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