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    I love that smell...

    I love the smell of petrol when I am filling up, but the missus hates it.

    Do you reckon one of us is weird ?




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    #2
    No.

    I used to love the smell of an empty fag packet. Mum and Dad both smoked, I never have..

    I used to stand in the car park of my company occasionally (when I was in permiedom), cos it was within sniffing distance of the Players factory in Nottingham...

    "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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      #3
      Originally posted by cojak View Post
      No.

      I used to love the smell of an empty fag packet. Mum and Dad both smoked, I never have..

      I used to stand in the car park of my company occasionally (when I was in permiedom), cos it was within sniffing distance of the Players factory in Nottingham...

      I worked at Boots a long time ago and I hated that.
      Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

      I preferred version 1!

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        #4
        Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
        I worked at Boots a long time ago and I hated that.
        What can I say...
        "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
        - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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          #5
          I like the smell of burning vegetation, e.g. when you get a faint whiff of someone burning grass in summer. Not too keen on the smell of perfumes.

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            #6
            Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
            I like the smell of burning vegetation, e.g. when you get a faint whiff of someone burning grass in summer. Not too keen on the smell of perfumes.
            <looks out on autumnal landscape>



            <hides the matches...>
            "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
            - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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              #7
              Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
              I love the smell of petrol when I am filling up, but the missus hates it.

              Do you reckon one of us is weird ?




              You'll love the smell of napalm then. In the morning.
              If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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                #8
                Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                I love the smell of petrol when I am filling up, but the missus hates it.

                Do you reckon one of us is weird ?




                The difference can be explained because you are presumably a man and your missus is, I guess, a woman.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Scary View Post
                  The difference can be explained because you are presumably a man and your missus is, I guess, a woman.

                  What do they say about presumption being the mother of all ****-ups?
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                    #10
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