I've just seen one of those hot air balloon type fireworks heading towards the Heathrow flight path. It did look like a UFO at first ...
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The Bermuda Triangle
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Fired off a few last night, talk in the village about strange lights and UFO'sOriginally posted by Zippy View PostI've just seen one of those hot air balloon type fireworks heading towards the Heathrow flight path. It did look like a UFO at first ...
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It's at times like those where I really wish I'd been smoking somethingOriginally posted by Cliphead View PostFired off a few last night, talk in the village about strange lights and UFO's

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I hoped and prayed that the terms Bermuda, and triangle we used in some kind of sexual induendo relating to bikinis. Sadly disapointed to read this is a reasonably on topic debate about the actual Bermuda triangle.
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All the wrong words keep leaping out at me.Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostIs that Doggie nicking your make-up again?
Could this be .........
the start of the male menopause?
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A fresh faced young lad like you - nonsense! It's probably all that tarmac leering at you through your windscreen.Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
the start of the male menopause?
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It does leer at you, you know. And the rumble strips keep waking me.Originally posted by Zippy View PostA fresh faced young lad like you - nonsense! It's probably all that tarmac leering at you through your windscreen.
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My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Done!Originally posted by Zippy View PostCould you pop out tonight and make a crop circle?
Don't think it's traditional to make one with petrol and a box of matches though
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