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Cliphead replied

5 November 2009, 20:45
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

Could you pop out tonight and make a crop circle?

Done!

Don't think it's traditional to make one with petrol and a box of matches though
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suityou01 replied

5 November 2009, 20:32
Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post

Happy to oblige.

Sorry about the last one being clean.
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RichardCranium replied

5 November 2009, 20:25
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

I hoped and prayed that the terms Bermuda, and triangle we used in some kind of sexual induendo relating to bikinis.

Happy to oblige.

Sorry about the last one being clean.
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suityou01 replied

5 November 2009, 20:20
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

A fresh faced young lad like you - nonsense! It's probably all that tarmac leering at you through your windscreen.

It does leer at you, you know. And the rumble strips keep waking me.
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Zippy replied

5 November 2009, 20:16
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

the start of the male menopause?

It's always about me. I geddit

A fresh faced young lad like you - nonsense! It's probably all that tarmac leering at you through your windscreen.
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suityou01 replied

5 November 2009, 20:09
Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post

Is that Doggie nicking your make-up again?

All the wrong words keep leaping out at me.

Could this be .........

the start of the male menopause?

It's always about me. I geddit
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suityou01 replied

5 November 2009, 20:08
I hoped and prayed that the terms Bermuda, and triangle we used in some kind of sexual induendo relating to bikinis. Sadly disapointed to read this is a reasonably on topic debate about the actual Bermuda triangle.
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Zippy replied

5 November 2009, 19:59
Originally posted by Cliphead View Post

Fired off a few last night, talk in the village about strange lights and UFO's

It's at times like those where I really wish I'd been smoking something

Could you pop out tonight and make a crop circle?
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Cliphead replied

5 November 2009, 19:49
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

I've just seen one of those hot air balloon type fireworks heading towards the Heathrow flight path. It did look like a UFO at first ...

Fired off a few last night, talk in the village about strange lights and UFO's
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Zippy replied

5 November 2009, 19:43
I've just seen one of those hot air balloon type fireworks heading towards the Heathrow flight path. It did look like a UFO at first ...
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RichardCranium replied

5 November 2009, 17:37
Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post

What about handbags with an internal light so that it comes on as soon as it is opened

That's just genius.
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Zippy replied

5 November 2009, 17:36
Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post

get a torch - not a black one though

What about handbags with an internal light so that it comes on as soon as it is opened

I have a torch. It's one of those little LED jobbies and it's in my handbag
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BoredBloke replied

5 November 2009, 17:33
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

You have a point. I have a black handbag, black purse and a mostly black mobile and I can never find anything either ...

get a torch - not a black one though

What about handbags with an internal light so that it comes on as soon as it is opened
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BoredBloke replied

5 November 2009, 17:32
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

Hmmmnn - I think it actually exists in my handbag! I can never find anything, it's like it goes in but never comes out again Spooky!

Judging by the weight of my other halfs handbag you are not alone in that. It's like a small version of one of those draws you have in your house that stores all the crap that you for some reason never throw away.

In ours we have 28 playing cards. I went through all the junk and that's it. 28. I stacked them all together and put them back into the draw rather than the bin incase the rest reappear via osmosis or some other method. That's because playing cards are so damn expensive!
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Zippy replied

5 November 2009, 17:12
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

Hmmmnn - I think it actually exists in my handbag! I can never find anything, it's like it goes in but never comes out again Spooky!

You have a point. I have a black handbag, black purse and a mostly black mobile and I can never find anything either ...
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