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The Bermuda Triangle

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    #11
    Or is there ...

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      #12
      Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
      Sorry. There is no Bermuda Triangle Mystery.

      WHS.
      Next!
      Hard Brexit now!
      #prayfornodeal

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        #13
        Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post

        Sorry. There is no Bermuda Triangle Mystery.

        Well how come I have posted in this thread 26 times, and most of them have disappeared ????
        plus my moral compass is spinning around



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          #14
          Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
          Sorry. There is no Bermuda Triangle Mystery.
          Hmmmnn - I think it actually exists in my handbag! I can never find anything, it's like it goes in but never comes out again Spooky!
          Bazza gets caught
          Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

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            #15
            Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
            Hmmmnn - I think it actually exists in my handbag! I can never find anything, it's like it goes in but never comes out again Spooky!
            Is that Doggie nicking your make-up again?
            My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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              #16
              Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
              Hmmmnn - I think it actually exists in my handbag! I can never find anything, it's like it goes in but never comes out again Spooky!
              You have a point. I have a black handbag, black purse and a mostly black mobile and I can never find anything either ...
              +50 Xeno Geek Points
              Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
              As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

              Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

              CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                #17
                Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                Hmmmnn - I think it actually exists in my handbag! I can never find anything, it's like it goes in but never comes out again Spooky!
                Judging by the weight of my other halfs handbag you are not alone in that. It's like a small version of one of those draws you have in your house that stores all the crap that you for some reason never throw away.

                In ours we have 28 playing cards. I went through all the junk and that's it. 28. I stacked them all together and put them back into the draw rather than the bin incase the rest reappear via osmosis or some other method. That's because playing cards are so damn expensive!
                Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

                I preferred version 1!

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                  You have a point. I have a black handbag, black purse and a mostly black mobile and I can never find anything either ...
                  get a torch - not a black one though

                  What about handbags with an internal light so that it comes on as soon as it is opened
                  Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

                  I preferred version 1!

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
                    get a torch - not a black one though

                    What about handbags with an internal light so that it comes on as soon as it is opened
                    I have a torch. It's one of those little LED jobbies and it's in my handbag
                    +50 Xeno Geek Points
                    Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                    As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                    Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                    CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
                      What about handbags with an internal light so that it comes on as soon as it is opened
                      That's just genius.
                      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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