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The Bermuda Triangle
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostSorry. There is no Bermuda Triangle Mystery.
WHS.
Next!Hard Brexit now!
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
Sorry. There is no Bermuda Triangle Mystery.
Well how come I have posted in this thread 26 times, and most of them have disappeared ????
plus my moral compass is spinning around
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostSorry. There is no Bermuda Triangle Mystery.Spooky!
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
CUK University Challenge Champions 2010Comment
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostHmmmnn - I think it actually exists in my handbag! I can never find anything, it's like it goes in but never comes out againSpooky!
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostHmmmnn - I think it actually exists in my handbag! I can never find anything, it's like it goes in but never comes out againSpooky!
+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostHmmmnn - I think it actually exists in my handbag! I can never find anything, it's like it goes in but never comes out againSpooky!
In ours we have 28 playing cards. I went through all the junk and that's it. 28. I stacked them all together and put them back into the draw rather than the bin incase the rest reappear via osmosis or some other method. That's because playing cards are so damn expensive!Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostYou have a point. I have a black handbag, black purse and a mostly black mobile and I can never find anything either ...
What about handbags with an internal light so that it comes on as soon as it is openedRule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Postget a torch - not a black one though
What about handbags with an internal light so that it comes on as soon as it is opened+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012Comment
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Originally posted by TonyEnglish View PostWhat about handbags with an internal light so that it comes on as soon as it is openedThat's just genius.
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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