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Ooooh!Originally posted by cailin maith View PostNope... not right now
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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well spotted Mary. I was a bit slooow thereOriginally posted by MaryPoppins View PostOoooh!(\__/)
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EO - how much wine did I drink last week?Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postwell spotted Mary. I was a bit slooow there
I'm not preggars!
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Ooh I spotted that one. I am standing by with unused baby clothes....
Ah, he's good thanks - sore gums and wide awake at 4am most days. I've got some stamina now I tells thee. Start a contract in a few weeks too
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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how much wine ?Originally posted by cailin maith View PostEO - how much wine did I drink last week?
I'm not preggars!
well I dont know exactly. But I did hear the pub manager on the phone, 'Tell the MD, staff bonuses are secured, and he can double the dividend'
then he looked over at the table full of empties
'wait, make that triple'
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostOoh I spotted that one. I am standing by with unused baby clothes....
Ah, he's good thanks - sore gums and wide awake at 4am most days. I've got some stamina now I tells thee. Start a contract in a few weeks too
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Bloody hell - a contract already! Good on ya!! Well, it will be good for you to have adults to talk to - a bit of normality!Bazza gets caught
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Posthow much wine ?
well I dont know exactly. But I did hear the pub manager on the phone, 'Tell the MD, staff bonuses are secured, and he can double the dividend'
then he looked over at the table full of empties
'wait, make that triple'

Cheeky!
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