Wayne and Coleen in Sprog Sensation

[TimberWolf]

I bet he looks like his dad as most kids seem to look like his dad. I wonder if he'll share the tyre he has roped to the tree with the young tyke or will he get a new one for him?

I've heard that you are most likely to resemble your mothers brother. Although most brothers look totally different aside from the number of arms and legs, etc.

[bogeyman]

I've heard that you are most likely to resemble your mothers brother. Although most brothers look totally different aside from the number of arms and legs, etc.

In Lincolnshire, this is certainly true.

[AtW]

The unhappy result of a mating between a potato and a whore?

Childhood sweetheart

Why do you call her a whore anyway? It's not like she was sleeping around all footballers trying to get one married to her. Plus she looks actually pretty human unlike that spice girl

[bogeyman]

Childhood sweetheart

Why do you call her a whore anyway? It's not like she was sleeping around all footballers trying to get one married to her. Plus she looks actually pretty human unlike that spice girl

Reading comprehension fail.

I was calling his mother a whore.

[TimberWolf]

The child will likely look very much like Wayne Rooney, as far as I can gather from his picture.

[AtW]

Reading comprehension fail.

I was calling his mother a whore.

Rooney's mother? I'd like to see you call her that to his potato face

[bogeyman]

Rooney's mother? I'd like to see you call her that to his potato face

You set it up. I'll be there.

[AtW]

You set it up. I'll be there.

Tonight then Manchester United vs CSKA Moscow

[bogeyman]

He's had a happy and productive life, but now he must be turned into comestibles...

http://yfrog.com/j3poorwaynej

[BolshieBastard]

Kai!? Is it the ******* head of the bajoran faith?

Perhaps colleen has been watching too much DSN?