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Previously on "Wayne and Coleen in Sprog Sensation"

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  • TykeMerc
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    I utterly despise the way some "celebs" and footballers have a habit of giving their children stupid names. Mind you in the case of this particular child I suspect that a stupid name is nothing compared to the disadvantage of having parents with a combined IQ smaller than the fathers shoe size. Access to huge heaps of cash might be a benefit.

    Small mercy I suppose is that the name has no TH in it which will then be pronounced as F.

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  • BolshieBastard
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    Kai!? Is it the ******* head of the bajoran faith?

    Perhaps colleen has been watching too much DSN?

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  • bogeyman
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    He's had a happy and productive life, but now he must be turned into comestibles...

    http://yfrog.com/j3poorwaynej

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by bogeyman View Post
    You set it up. I'll be there.
    Tonight then Manchester United vs CSKA Moscow

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  • bogeyman
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    Rooney's mother? I'd like to see you call her that to his potato face
    You set it up. I'll be there.

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by bogeyman View Post
    Reading comprehension fail.

    I was calling his mother a whore.
    Rooney's mother? I'd like to see you call her that to his potato face

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  • TimberWolf
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    The child will likely look very much like Wayne Rooney, as far as I can gather from his picture.

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  • bogeyman
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post


    Childhood sweetheart

    Why do you call her a whore anyway? It's not like she was sleeping around all footballers trying to get one married to her. Plus she looks actually pretty human unlike that spice girl
    Reading comprehension fail.

    I was calling his mother a whore.

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by bogeyman View Post
    The unhappy result of a mating between a potato and a whore?


    Childhood sweetheart

    Why do you call her a whore anyway? It's not like she was sleeping around all footballers trying to get one married to her. Plus she looks actually pretty human unlike that spice girl

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  • bogeyman
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    I've heard that you are most likely to resemble your mothers brother. Although most brothers look totally different aside from the number of arms and legs, etc.
    In Lincolnshire, this is certainly true.

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
    I bet he looks like his dad as most kids seem to look like his dad. I wonder if he'll share the tyre he has roped to the tree with the young tyke or will he get a new one for him?
    I've heard that you are most likely to resemble your mothers brother. Although most brothers look totally different aside from the number of arms and legs, etc.

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  • bogeyman
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    Originally posted by Crumlin View Post
    FTFY
    I'd rather the kid looked like a furious spud than a sour-faced, perpetually-gum-chewing, monosyllabic misanthrope.

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  • Crumlin
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    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
    For the kids sake, lets hope Alex Fergusson was involved
    FTFY

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  • bogeyman
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    Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
    I bet he looks like his dad as most kids seem to look like his dad. I wonder if he'll share the tyre he has roped to the tree with the young tyke or will he get a new one for him?
    The unhappy result of a mating between a potato and a whore?

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  • BoredBloke
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    I bet he looks like his dad as most kids seem to look like his dad. I wonder if he'll share the tyre he has roped to the tree with the young tyke or will he get a new one for him?

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