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Originally posted by FSM with Cheddar View PostI've been away for a while.
What's been going on?+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
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Originally posted by FSM with Cheddar View PostI've been away for a while.
What's been going on?Comment
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You might not be able to see a door, but surely you know what one feels like?Comment
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You feel a small knob, you give it a tug.Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostYou feel a small knob, you give it a tug.Hard Brexit now!
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Originally posted by Money Money Money View PostYou might not be able to see a door, but surely you know what one feels like?
<paperclip>I see you're trying to play CUK MUD, would you like some help?</paperclip>Comment
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CUK MUD v3.0 Hibernating...
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***We apologise for this downtime, we will endeavour to get CUK MUD back online just as soon as we've stumbled back from a long and leisurely liquid lunch. Thank you for your patience***Comment
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Originally posted by realityhack View PostCUK MUD v3.0 initialising...
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CUK MUD v3.0 Friday 30 October 2009 11.35
You are in a dark room, you can hear music above you, the room is pitch-black.
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Flippin' heck! That takes me back!"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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