Stupid things you've done...

[cailin maith]

Yeah right! Lets see some proof, like a picture.

You can feck off. Although there is actually proof... my so called friend took a picture of me stood in the bath while mo other so called friend plucked the really big thorns out with a tweezers

[fckvwls]

You can flip off. Although there is actually proof... my so called friend took a picture of me stood in the bath while mo other so called friend plucked the really big thorns out with a tweezers

2 bushes, 2 girls and some tweezers.

Sounds like this one time at band camp I.....

[cailin maith]

2 bushes, 2 girls and some tweezers.

Sounds like this one time at band camp I.....

I know

It was some time ago - maybe 5/6 years - those were my heady vodka drinking days... and I'd just got those boots, which I loved!

[conned tractor]

Ooh. Just remembered another one.

Took wife and daughter to disneyland paris last christmas. First night there, went to catch the shuttle to the park to get something to eat. Bus coming round the corner, realised I had forgotten the camera and we were going for a charater dinner. So, I thought I could run back to the apartment and get back in time for the bus. On the short run back there were some people in the way so I jumped over a small hedge to get past them. The jump resulted in landing on a small 'lanscaped' pointed rock thing which took me out big time. Picked myself up and hobbled on to get the camera - and to avoid the embarrasment. Hobbled back, caught the next bus and went for dinner - although I had to hop/hobble.

The next day it had swollen up to a ridiculous size, so went to the disney medical centre. They sent me to a local hospital, who I must say were very good, x-rayed and no breakge, but still could not walk on it. It was huge, and extremely painful.

Disney employees picked me back up from the hospital and took me back to the park. I still couldn't get around easily as couldn't put any weight on it - even drugged up to the eyeballs. Suggested I rent a wheelchair from the rental shop. So, I spent three days being pushed around disneyland in a bloody wheelchair, by my wife who was around 4 or 5 months pregnant at the time. Got to jump all the queues though.

The worst thing about being in a wheelchair is snotty nosed kids trying to poke things, including their fingers, into your spokes.

[wurzel]

You can flip off. Although there is actually proof... my so called friend took a picture of me stood in the bath while mo other so called friend plucked the really big thorns out with a tweezers

God, I hope you didn't get any in your shashee

[cailin maith]

God, I hope you didn't get any in your shashee

Nope - Thank God - I was spared that!!

[hyperD]

Many, many years ago when I was staying at my parents, I came back absolutely hammered from a London friday night out - it was about 01:00 in the morning and my parents lived in a cul de sac on top of a long hill.

All the effort of staggering up the hill plus a dodgy kebab signalled that I was dying for a dump. I thought I could make it but the booze had meant I had no control over my bowels.

Turtle touching cloth had rapidly turned into The Great Escape of Steve McQueen urgency and I just ran to the nearest house, dropped my suit trousers and used the edge of the wall like an improvised toilet, with my arse hanging off in their garden.

Fortunately, no-one around at that time, quick look and up went the trousers - mission accomplished.

Next day, I was walking down the same road to go to town when I saw the neighbour (owner of improvised toilet) working in the front garden. I waved and said hello to her and horror of horrors, the turd hadn't dropped quietly behind the wall but was sat there, glistening in all its fly-infested splendour, on top of the wall.

The shock on my face must have distracted her for she then spied the offensive object, ran up to the low cut wall and screamed: "that's definitely not from a dog, that's from a person".

To my utter shame, all I could do was agree and add "yeah, disgusting what some people do" etc

It became a legend in my parents road. The shame, the shame...

[Amiga500]

The next day it had swollen up to a ridiculous size, so went to the disney medical centre.

I've heard about that place, apparently it's a right mickey mouse medical centre!

[cailin maith]

I'm sure I've seen that vid.

That doesn't suprise me in the least

[Money Money Money]

Not me, but a friend.

I swear to god this is true!!

His parents had moved house about a week previously, he spent the night in town getting absolutely smashed, Taxi home (to parents old house). Used old key he hadn't given back. Staggered up to his old bedroom, lifted a 5 year old girl out of her bed, and got in and went to sleep.

He then awoke to about 5 police officers dragging him down the station!!!

I promise thats true.