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I made it up because im pissed. does it sound credible ??Originally posted by Churchill View PostHow do you know?

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build a killer robot from a Lego Mindstorms kit - then use it"Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."Comment
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There’s a growing demand from females for home massage by males."A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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Wouldn't know mate, I'm not a buff. Sounds good though...Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostI made it up because im pissed. does it sound credible ??

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Is that a euphemism?Originally posted by Paddy View PostThere’s a growing demand from females for home massage by males.
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I knew this guy in the army. he was a buff , and we ribbed him mercilessly. But everyone got ribbed about something. After the jokes subsided it sounded like a good thing to get intoOriginally posted by Churchill View PostWouldn't know mate, I'm not a buff. Sounds good though...
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I know a couple of Buffs, one ex-army, one civilian. They both enjoy it. Been invited to a couple of socials but Freemasonry is my bag.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostI knew this guy in the army. he was a buff , and we ribbed him mercilessly. But everyone got ribbed about something. After the jokes subsided it sounded like a good thing to get into
matbe diestl needs a more, er , teutonic secret society

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