Client co cruelty

[Andy2]

sue them for your human rights violation

[Lumiere]

Ah, the wonders of mobile broadband!

WHS

mobile broadband + MyMobiler

[cojak]

The normal response is for everybody to bring in their own wireless mini-laptops and surf on them instead.

Oh yes..

<taps fingers on table waiting for Vodafone to get out their iPhone...>

[ookook]

SSH tunnel out on 443 via socks to your home machine and set it as a proxy in firefox

[Tingles]

The client co have decided to update their Electronic media policy limiting our surfing activity to 30 minutes a day, with weekly management reports being formulated highlighting the worst offenders, theyve banned auctions,gambling,swearing and anything interesting

Already done my BAU stuff up to 2013, exceeded my deliverables months ago and cleared their service improvement plans till the next millennium, counted the tiles on every wall, floor and ceiling in the building and learned the German and Norwegian phonetic alphabet (backwards)

how am I going to carry on?
(luckily only got 9 days till bench)

What's the problem?

What they gonna do let you go in seven days rather than nine?

[SlimRick]

Had the same problem at my place, so I had a "back-up" broadband line installed Now it's xbox multiplayers taking up most of my day

[swamp]

My client talks about "monitoring internet access" and then gives me nothing to do. I just surf the web and be damned.