Something to worry about?

[Xenophon]

ok, so maybe I'm only paying more attention to my grammar then and not so much the spelling...

[Dong]

Have you even seen a grown man naked? (props to HAB)

Why, you offering?

[fckvwls]

Why, you offering?

My significant other sometimes has a bit of pork in her....?



Yes that's right, we love a good roast pork dinner on a Sunday!

Consider this an invite to join him and the missus for a spit roast on sunday.

[Dong]

Consider this an invite to join him and the missus for a spit roast on sunday.

Ow nutz! I happen to be busy this Sunday. Outta town and all that.
Besides, with only a 'bit' to spare there probably wouldn't be enough pork to go around...

[Clarky]

Good grief.... also, beware that double entendre can backfire on you...