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LOL - ok, well the truth is I do work for them. That's why I get the newsletter. But it's on my profile and the moderators can tell you that I'm not lying. Well I think they can, not sure now. But I never had any intention of lying about it. Nor was I trying to sell anything. I'm not in sales, I'm in payroll. Besides, it's not like any of you guys are umbrella people and that's all we do. I'm here cause you guys are funny. -
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Both are good, don't you think? I have a peculiar sense of humour.
And on the plus side I'm paying a lot more attention to my spelling and grammer since I've joined....Comment
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Your sentences are short.Originally posted by Dong View PostLOL - ok, well the truth is I do work for them. That's why I get the newsletter. But it's on my profile and the moderators can tell you that I'm not lying. Well I think they can, not sure now. But I never had any intention of lying about it. Nor was I trying to sell anything. I'm not in sales, I'm in payroll. Besides, it's not like any of you guys are umbrella people and that's all we do. I'm here cause you guys are funny.Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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Have you even seen a grown man naked? (props to HAB)Originally posted by Dong View Postum.....
Both are good, don't you think? I have a peculiar sense of humour.
And on the plus side I'm paying a lot more attention to my spelling and grammer since I've joined....In case of emergency, break dance.Comment
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grammar*Originally posted by Dong View Postum.....
Both are good, don't you think? I have a peculiar sense of humour.
And on the plus side I'm paying a lot more attention to my spelling and grammer since I've joined....Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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How about my favourite quote instead?Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Posttell us a joke, and you're in
I asked God for a bicycle, but I know he doesn't work that way, so stole a bike and asked for His forgiveness instead.Comment
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Originally posted by Xenophon View Postgrammar*
ok, so maybe I'm only paying more attention to my grammar then and not so much the spelling...
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A religious joke. Don't tell Chico...(what happened to him?)Originally posted by Dong View PostHow about my favourite quote instead?
I asked God for a bicycle, but I know he doesn't work that way, so stole a bike and asked for His forgiveness instead.Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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