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Clarky replied

23 October 2009, 10:53
Good grief.... also, beware that double entendre can backfire on you...
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Dong replied

23 October 2009, 10:49
Originally posted by fckvwls View Post

Consider this an invite to join him and the missus for a spit roast on sunday.

Ow nutz! I happen to be busy this Sunday. Outta town and all that.
Besides, with only a 'bit' to spare there probably wouldn't be enough pork to go around...
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fckvwls replied

23 October 2009, 10:39
Originally posted by Dong View Post

Why, you offering?

Originally posted by Clarky View Post

My significant other sometimes has a bit of pork in her....?

Yes that's right, we love a good roast pork dinner on a Sunday!

Consider this an invite to join him and the missus for a spit roast on sunday.
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Dong replied

23 October 2009, 10:37
Originally posted by Clarky View Post

Have you even seen a grown man naked? (props to HAB)

Why, you offering?
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Xenophon replied

23 October 2009, 10:32
Originally posted by Dong View Post

ok, so maybe I'm only paying more attention to my grammar then and not so much the spelling...
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Xenophon replied

23 October 2009, 10:31
Originally posted by Dong View Post

How about my favourite quote instead?

I asked God for a bicycle, but I know he doesn't work that way, so stole a bike and asked for His forgiveness instead.

A religious joke. Don't tell Chico...(what happened to him?)
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Dong replied

23 October 2009, 10:29
Originally posted by Xenophon View Post

grammar*

ok, so maybe I'm only paying more attention to my grammar then and not so much the spelling...
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Dong replied

23 October 2009, 10:27
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

tell us a joke, and you're in

How about my favourite quote instead?

I asked God for a bicycle, but I know he doesn't work that way, so stole a bike and asked for His forgiveness instead.
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EternalOptimist replied

23 October 2009, 10:22
tell us a joke, and you're in
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Dong replied

23 October 2009, 10:22
Ok, EternalOptimist is a bit off the wall..... but that just makes him my favourite.
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Xenophon replied

23 October 2009, 10:22
Originally posted by Dong View Post

um.....

Both are good, don't you think? I have a peculiar sense of humour.

And on the plus side I'm paying a lot more attention to my spelling and grammer since I've joined....

grammar*
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Clarky replied

23 October 2009, 10:22
Originally posted by Dong View Post

um.....

Both are good, don't you think? I have a peculiar sense of humour.

And on the plus side I'm paying a lot more attention to my spelling and grammer since I've joined....

Have you even seen a grown man naked? (props to HAB)
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Xenophon replied

23 October 2009, 10:21
Originally posted by Dong View Post

LOL - ok, well the truth is I do work for them. That's why I get the newsletter. But it's on my profile and the moderators can tell you that I'm not lying. Well I think they can, not sure now. But I never had any intention of lying about it. Nor was I trying to sell anything. I'm not in sales, I'm in payroll. Besides, it's not like any of you guys are umbrella people and that's all we do. I'm here cause you guys are funny.

Your sentences are short.
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Dong replied

23 October 2009, 10:20
um.....

Both are good, don't you think? I have a peculiar sense of humour.

And on the plus side I'm paying a lot more attention to my spelling and grammer since I've joined....
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Dong replied

23 October 2009, 10:12
Originally posted by Clarky View Post

We only come across harsh as you quoted it and put a link to an umbrella company at the end... it gives the impression that you're trying to sell their services, and as you only have 20 posts it makes it more likely that you a) joined the forum, b) post some normal type stuff to get in with the crowd and then c) pow, in with the company recommendations you have a link with.

If you've nothing to do with them fine, but we're a cynical bunch...!

LOL - ok, well the truth is I do work for them. That's why I get the newsletter. But it's on my profile and the moderators can tell you that I'm not lying. Well I think they can, not sure now. But I never had any intention of lying about it. Nor was I trying to sell anything. I'm not in sales, I'm in payroll. Besides, it's not like any of you guys are umbrella people and that's all we do. I'm here cause you guys are funny.
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