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Hottest Chilli in the World
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Toilet paper in the fridge the night before, common senseOriginally posted by Andy2 View PostI can , but next day my backside can't“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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http://video.google.co.uk/videosearc...d=0CBUQqwQwAA#Originally posted by Andy2 View PostI can , but next day my backside can't"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dG_ah...layer_embeddedOriginally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
At least the chilli will have killed the germs from that cruddy worktop...."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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At 1.6 million Scoville Heat Units that is one pepper NOT to eat raw.Originally posted by VectraMan View PostThings from Dorset don't scare me.
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Chop it up and snort it insteadOriginally posted by PRC1964 View PostAt 1.6 million Scoville Heat Units that is one pepper NOT to eat raw.
We don't have to save the world. The world is big enough to look after itself. What we have to be concerned about is whether or not the world we live in will be capable of sustaining us in it.
- Douglas AdamsComment
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Wearing gloves for a week when you go for a number 1 might be a good idea also!Originally posted by PRC1964 View PostAt 1.6 million Scoville Heat Units that is one pepper NOT to eat raw.
Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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