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Gave me a chuckle

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    Gave me a chuckle

    We have found your CV at Monster and would like to offer you additional income, a part-time job that consists of receiving bank transfers and then making further payments to one of our regional affiliated departments.

    Your commission as an agent is 6% of each transaction. The salary is commission based only and you will earn approximately £12,000 per year. The hours for this work can be combined with any permanent or other part-time job, the average workload of up to one hour a day. All money transfer fees and charges are covered and paid by our company. Please note that you can work from home but this job cannot be done online, you need physically withdraw and send money from nearest branches.

    Our company's business is based on a peertopeer type network. This avoids high foreign taxation and cross-board acquisition fees. If you are interested in our offer, please feel free to ask for details.


    #2
    seems IR35 friendly to me, you've got nothing to lose.

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      #3
      It's genuine and that is exactly what you will be doing.

      What they don't mention is that you'll be one of the links in a money laundering operation
      Coffee's for closers

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        #4
        We have found your CV at Monster and would like to offer you additional income,

        Not sure exactly what skill on my CV qualifies me for this tyoe of work??

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          #5
          the fact you have a cv is enough qualification, so start filling yer boots.

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            #6
            And to think, there was a time, not so long ago, when money laundering was a furtive art carried out by dedicated professionals, fiercly loyal to their organisation. Now, it seems, anyone can join in.

            The vegetarian option.

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              #7
              I got this last year. Took up the offer and I'm now a multi millionaire ...

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                #8
                Originally posted by Jeebo72 View Post
                I got this last year. Took up the offer and I'm now a multi millionaire ...
                ... in Wandsworth.
                "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
                - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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