CUK weekend break

[NickFitz]

Try phoning them both. The first was genuine : the second was not.......

/me racks brains trying to remember which was posted first...

[BrilloPad]

/me racks brains trying to remember which was posted first...

Mine was posted second!

HTH

[BrowneIssue]

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Shouldn't you be at home washing the skidmarks out of your husbands underpants?

Posted by: Churchill | 10/19/2009 at 07:39 PM

Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back? This would never have happened under the Tories.

Posted by: Cyberman | 10/19/2009 at 09:07 PM

Only seven applications! I'm well into three figures by now. Seriously. Good luck finding a gig but don't hold your breath. There are tens of thousands of us in your position. With massive offshoring, IT is the new coal mining. And whatever you do MAKE SURE YOUR KIDS DON'T TAKE AN IT DEGREE.

Posted by: Benched Contractor | 10/19/2009 at 11:05 PM

You are Bapuss's mum and I'm Bob Dalek. Is it true that his bedsheets crack when you straighten them?

Posted by: Bob Dalek | 10/20/2009 at 10:29 AM

I think all of you have been very rude to this nice lady. Go and stand on the naughty step

Posted by: sasguru | 10/20/2009 at 01:45 PM

Seven applications? For IT work? Is that it? I do that a day and have been for months.

There is no IT work out there.

Posted by: Richard Cranium | 10/20/2009 at 01:50 PM

People who speed deserve everything they get. Being made redundant twice and having your life ruined is nowhere near enough punishment.
shame on you

Posted by: EternalOptimist | 10/20/2009 at 01:52 PM

I like films about gladiators

Posted by: AtW | 10/20/2009 at 01:59 PM

I speed all the time and haven't got anything yet, except to my destination quicker.

Mind you, I only speed on motorways. On A roads I drive like a funeral procession, and on country lanes like a rustic driving an overloaded tractor.


Posted by: OwlHoot | 10/20/2009 at 01:59 PM

Anyone seen bagpuss? I love him so much.

Posted by: Lucy | 10/20/2009 at 01:59 PM

I remember this one time I flew back from Rome in a Tornado, balancing a bowl of spag bol in my lap. Tally ho!

Posted by: Menelaus Mitty | 10/20/2009 at 02:01 PM

If you were a contractor, then you weren't made redundant. Short notice is why you get so much money per day.

Posted by: NotAllThere | 10/20/2009 at 02:02 PM

Ouch my bum hurts. But I have a new best friend.

Posted by: Menelaus | 10/20/2009 at 02:03 PM

I can be doing for plenty cheapness and much quickness.

Posted by: Bob Shawadiwadi | 10/20/2009 at 02:12 PM

Test please delete

Posted by: sasguru | 10/20/2009 at 02:15 PM

Craig, your bum hurts??
you promised and promised you wouldn't sell yourself around the block just to please Bubba.
I am not sure whether to ever believe you again

Posted by: Helen | 10/20/2009 at 02:16 PM

Quite right too. As a banker the economy crisis was your fault.

As a speeding motorist you are a criminal.

Then you became a filthy contractor and whinged about being on a week's notice beside getting loads of money.

So you've been a flash banker with a company car, been given a redundancy settlement, earned loads as a contractor and you come on here moaning. How do you think real people feel reading tulipe like this?

People like you make me sick.

Posted by: DimPrawn | 10/20/2009 at 02:16 PM

A caen he hoo yae git yerself ahn sich ah mess leke, disnae worrah mae bae ye shauldnae bae oot tha hoose aw awa frae thae stoove, pet.

Posted by: Snaw | 10/20/2009 at 02:19 PM

Wow you guys know what you are talking about. I want to go contracting but don't want to pay any tax. Can someone help me?

Posted by: Zippy | 10/20/2009 at 02:20 PM

Bagpuss, Bagpuss, where for art thou, Bagpuss?

Helen.

Posted by: Lucy Stalker | 10/20/2009 at 02:21 PM

Looks like you have a vacancy for a moderator. I can help you out with that. No references before the interview though, you scheming wenches.

Posted by: Ferret | 10/20/2009 at 02:23 PM

I'm spartacus!

Posted by: snaw | 10/20/2009 at 02:23 PM

I think you'll find that I'M Spartacus!

Posted by: Realityhack | 10/20/2009 at 02:24 PM

No, I'm Spartacus.

Posted by: Andyw | 10/20/2009 at 02:25 PM

Can you say NORKS on this blog?

Posted by: MilanBenes | 10/20/2009 at 02:26 PM

[MrMark]

CityMum fights back

http://londoncitymum.blogspot.com/20...k-vs-bite.html

Good for her I say! She ought to register here - I reckon she'd soon knock the wasters down to size!

[sasguru]

Posted by London City Mum:

"Interesting to note that ALL the comments to that post have now been removed altogether - they had taken on a life of their own and were at 90 odd yesterday evening! Almost like a parallel universe replacing real life. Very very weird, I can assure you! You know when you read some comments and just go "Huh?". Exactly.
"

The parralel universe comment is as good a description of CUK as I've seen

[HairyArsedBloke]

Almost like a parallel universe replacing real life.

[sasguru]

Sorry I've got the giggles and can't stop now. Red as a beetroot reading through that lot is just too much.

[DS23]

i apologised.

[sasguru]

i apologised.

Oh was that you

[wobbegong]

You know what? There are a lot of very peculiar people out there.

You don't know the half of it, dear!