I'm thinking of getting some funny looks to cheer myself up. Any suggestions?
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A mirror?Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostI'm thinking of getting some funny looks to cheer myself up. Any suggestions?
Oh wait, you wanted cheering up.
Never Mind.
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There's this Russian guy, lives in a bedsit in Birmingham. he's an expert on this topic (As in every other, but he's really expert on this one)Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostI'm thinking of getting some funny looks to cheer myself up. Any suggestions?Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith
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Look in the mirror?Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostI'm thinking of getting some funny looks to cheer myself up. Any suggestions?
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Stagger round the Brunel Centre with a can of Special Brew and your cock hanging out.Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostI'm thinking of getting some funny looks to cheer myself up. Any suggestions?
Oh. No. Wait. This is Swindon after all. That would hardly warrant a second look.
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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Have you been stalking me?Originally posted by bogeyman View PostStagger round the Brunel Centre with a can of Special Brew and your cock hanging out.
Oh. No. Wait. This is Swindon after all. That would hardly warrant a second look.Comment
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They have house rules against bringing in live chickens?Originally posted by bogeyman View PostStagger round the Brunel Centre with a can of Special Brew and your cock hanging out.
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Sport a Hitl*r moustache? You can use a marker pen or an old bit of cloth if you can't wait for it to grow.Comment
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Yerrr. Give us a sip?Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostHave you been stalking me?
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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He was looking at you with his giant Moon telescope...Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostHave you been stalking me?Comment
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