Funny Looks

[Zippy]

With plaits in his hair? And a pair of shiny red shoes....

Actually, that might work. I'm rubbish at accessorizing

[EternalOptimist]

you can't libel a forum character apparently...

there was a daft Russian from Brum
Who took 16 squirrels up the bum
They appealed to Jock Snaw
But were outside the law
So the Russki, he bummed them again

[DimPrawn]

With plaits in his hair? And a pair of shiny red shoes....

I'm not Dorothy you know!