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Why you MUST vote Tory next election

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    #11
    Originally posted by BlackenedBiker View Post
    Is there any further to dum down???

    Whatever next Katie "Jordan" Price as our ambassador to the UN???

    Arggggh, what is wrong with being serious, intelligent and just simply really good at your job, not a bloomin Celeb.


    I'm afraid that Clarkson is right:

    Cleverness is no more. This is a dumb Britain
    Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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      #12
      Clarkson is writing for the Times now

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        #13
        That's my Tory vote down the poop hole then. Never before has there been a person who did less for the UK than that pig. She is a cretin of the highest order.
        my ferret is your ferret

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          #14
          Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
          Clarkson is writing for the Times now
          He has been for years
          Infact all of his books are basically recycled times columns he's written
          Coffee's for closers

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            #15
            Originally posted by ferret View Post
            That's my Tory vote down the poop hole then. Never before has there been a person who did less for the UK than that pig. She is a cretin of the highest order.
            You are sasguru and I claim my free five day ban.

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              #16
              Originally posted by ferret View Post
              That's my Tory vote down the poop hole then. Never before has there been a person who did less for the UK than that pig. She is a cretin of the highest order.
              To be fair, Carol Vorderman has also been recruited by the Tories as well.
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                #17
                Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
                To be fair, Carol Vorderman has also been recruited by the Tories as well.
                Carol Vorderman has all the sexual allure of an ironing board.

                You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
                  To be fair, Carol Vorderman has also been recruited by the Tories as well.
                  Oh yes, the maths genius loan pimp... I wonder how she sleeps at night?
                  Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
                    Oh yes, the maths genius loan pimp... I wonder how she sleeps at night?
                    Arithmetic
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                    Originally posted by vetran
                    Urine is quite nourishing

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                      Then how about Neil Morrissey instead?
                      Does that include the pub featured in the TV series where they were making their own beer?
                      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                      Originally posted by vetran
                      Urine is quite nourishing

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