Originally posted by shashee
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What's the Menelaus back-story?
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Originally posted by shashee View PostWhen I was growing up in India there was a way of dealing with this villun. A group of men would go to the doorstep of the willun and they would begin to remove their clothing until they were in there undergarments. It never went any further than this and the villun always paid up.Comment
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostOh great - Bob Shawadiwadi has a sockie nowI do all codes.
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostHope admin don't mind me asking after the other thread was closed... this is a thread about Menelaus not Helen. Everyone seems to know a lot about this Menelaus character as if it were well-discussed and I feel left out. I remember seeing him on CUK I think... but nothing else.
Can anyone give a potted history?Comment
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Originally posted by BobShawadiwadi View PostI am not having socks to being makings puppets.
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I always liked the idea of him flying a Tornado from Prague to Rome, then bringing a spag bol back for lunch.
(or possibly if you have a Tornado sitting around and are feeling peckish.)Comment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostI always liked the idea of him flying a Tornado from Prague to Rome, then bringing a spag bol back for lunch.
(or possibly if you have a Tornado sitting around and are feeling peckish.)Comment
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Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostHe seems to have told more porkers on that site than here.
"He once told me that he had taken his tornado on a spin to Rome for lunch and that he had flown back with a bowl of spaghetti perched on his lap."
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Originally posted by eliquant View PostAnd why us at contractoruk ???? are we a magnet for nutters ?
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