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Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.
Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead. -
Originally posted by BlackenedBiker View PostAnother very long google answer
Must try harder
But if you love google so much try this:
http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en...meta=&aq=f&oq=
I've forgotten why it matters who I am. Was that the point of the exercise?Comment
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Originally posted by Bunk View PostIf she's not who she says she is, it's pretty impressive Googling.
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Originally posted by helen View Postlol - I thought it verbose! Never really finished the work as the ion gas chromatograph packed in when I got back.
But if you love google so much try this:
http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en...meta=&aq=f&oq=
I've forgotten why it matters who I am. Was that the point of the exercise?
Most impressive, you are categorically not Menelaus' ex but still a very good try.Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.
Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.Comment
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Originally posted by helen View Postl
I've forgotten why it matters who I am. Was that the point of the exercise?+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
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Originally posted by BlackenedBiker View PostMore interesting carrying out a Sockpuppet Turing test than doing any real work.
Most impressive, you are categorically not Menelaus' ex but still a very good try.Comment
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Originally posted by helen View Postlol! pm me if you would like confirmation! I have enjoyed it. I love the idea that Menelaus successfully convinced people he was who he wasn't, and I can't even convince people I am who I am! Thanks though, I've thoroughly enjoyed it
Good hatchet job on him btw. Would love to see his reaction when he gets out.Comment
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Originally posted by BlackenedBiker View PostMore interesting carrying out a Sockpuppet Turing test than doing any real work.
Most impressive, you are categorically not Menelaus' ex but still a very good try.
My initial instincts were right. You really are a cretin. And one of those sad ones who thinks he's cleverer than he really is.
Hard Brexit now!
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Menelaus must have been a pretty bright cookie to have hoodwinked Helen so thoroughly. Craig too.Comment
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostMy initial instincts were right. You really are a cretin. And one of those sad ones who thinks he's cleverer than he really is.
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