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    #71
    Originally posted by Bunk View Post
    How about letting her ask you some questions?
    Um Okay
    Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.

    Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.

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      #72
      Originally posted by BlackenedBiker View Post
      Another very long google answer

      Must try harder
      lol - I thought it verbose! Never really finished the work as the ion gas chromatograph packed in when I got back.

      But if you love google so much try this:
      http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en...meta=&aq=f&oq=

      I've forgotten why it matters who I am. Was that the point of the exercise?

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        #73
        Originally posted by Bunk View Post
        If she's not who she says she is, it's pretty impressive Googling.
        Either that or it's cut & paste from a dodgy CV...

        Churchill - In "Ducking for cover" mode!

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          #74
          Originally posted by helen View Post
          lol - I thought it verbose! Never really finished the work as the ion gas chromatograph packed in when I got back.

          But if you love google so much try this:
          http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en...meta=&aq=f&oq=

          I've forgotten why it matters who I am. Was that the point of the exercise?
          More interesting carrying out a Sockpuppet Turing test than doing any real work.

          Most impressive, you are categorically not Menelaus' ex but still a very good try.
          Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.

          Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.

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            #75
            Originally posted by helen View Post
            l

            I've forgotten why it matters who I am. Was that the point of the exercise?
            I think what they are trying to get at is - why does it matter to you what a bunch of IT geeks think?
            +50 Xeno Geek Points
            Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
            As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

            Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

            CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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              #76
              Originally posted by BlackenedBiker View Post
              More interesting carrying out a Sockpuppet Turing test than doing any real work.

              Most impressive, you are categorically not Menelaus' ex but still a very good try.
              lol! pm me if you would like confirmation! I have enjoyed it. I love the idea that Menelaus successfully convinced people he was who he wasn't, and I can't even convince people I am who I am! Thanks though, I've thoroughly enjoyed it

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                #77
                Originally posted by helen View Post
                lol! pm me if you would like confirmation! I have enjoyed it. I love the idea that Menelaus successfully convinced people he was who he wasn't, and I can't even convince people I am who I am! Thanks though, I've thoroughly enjoyed it


                Good hatchet job on him btw. Would love to see his reaction when he gets out.

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                  #78
                  Originally posted by BlackenedBiker View Post
                  More interesting carrying out a Sockpuppet Turing test than doing any real work.

                  Most impressive, you are categorically not Menelaus' ex but still a very good try.

                  My initial instincts were right. You really are a cretin. And one of those sad ones who thinks he's cleverer than he really is.

                  Hard Brexit now!
                  #prayfornodeal

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                    #79
                    Menelaus must have been a pretty bright cookie to have hoodwinked Helen so thoroughly. Craig too.

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                      #80
                      Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                      My initial instincts were right. You really are a cretin. And one of those sad ones who thinks he's cleverer than he really is.

                      I like you much more when you post as "Helen". However the image is somewhat disturbing!

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