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Helen's Global Warming thread
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Um OkayFaster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.
Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead. -
lol - I thought it verbose! Never really finished the work as the ion gas chromatograph packed in when I got back.Originally posted by BlackenedBiker View PostAnother very long google answer
Must try harder
But if you love google so much try this:
http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en...meta=&aq=f&oq=
I've forgotten why it matters who I am. Was that the point of the exercise?
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Either that or it's cut & paste from a dodgy CV...Originally posted by Bunk View PostIf she's not who she says she is, it's pretty impressive Googling.
Churchill - In "Ducking for cover" mode!
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More interesting carrying out a Sockpuppet Turing test than doing any real work.Originally posted by helen View Postlol - I thought it verbose! Never really finished the work as the ion gas chromatograph packed in when I got back.
But if you love google so much try this:
http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en...meta=&aq=f&oq=
I've forgotten why it matters who I am. Was that the point of the exercise?
Most impressive, you are categorically not Menelaus' ex but still a very good try.Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.
Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.Comment
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I think what they are trying to get at is - why does it matter to you what a bunch of IT geeks think?Originally posted by helen View Postl
I've forgotten why it matters who I am. Was that the point of the exercise?
+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
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lol! pm me if you would like confirmation! I have enjoyed it. I love the idea that Menelaus successfully convinced people he was who he wasn't, and I can't even convince people I am who I am! Thanks though, I've thoroughly enjoyed itOriginally posted by BlackenedBiker View PostMore interesting carrying out a Sockpuppet Turing test than doing any real work.
Most impressive, you are categorically not Menelaus' ex but still a very good try.
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Originally posted by helen View Postlol! pm me if you would like confirmation! I have enjoyed it. I love the idea that Menelaus successfully convinced people he was who he wasn't, and I can't even convince people I am who I am! Thanks though, I've thoroughly enjoyed it

Good hatchet job on him btw. Would love to see his reaction when he gets out.Comment
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Originally posted by BlackenedBiker View PostMore interesting carrying out a Sockpuppet Turing test than doing any real work.
Most impressive, you are categorically not Menelaus' ex but still a very good try.
My initial instincts were right. You really are a cretin. And one of those sad ones who thinks he's cleverer than he really is.

Hard Brexit now!
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Menelaus must have been a pretty bright cookie to have hoodwinked Helen so thoroughly. Craig too.Comment
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I like you much more when you post as "Helen". However the image is somewhat disturbing!Originally posted by sasguru View PostMy initial instincts were right. You really are a cretin. And one of those sad ones who thinks he's cleverer than he really is.


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