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    #41
    Has she put in her extensive (expensive) Xmas list yet?

    She's trying it on - just wants to see if you are man enough to say no.

    She can't help it - it's just evolution.

    She wants to know if you have good enough genes.

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      #42
      Originally posted by Bumfluff View Post
      I've always been careful with my money stems from the fact I didnt have much when I was young and now I have a bit of income I don't want to blow it. Its my current gf's birthday next week and already its cost me the best of £400 she has also mentioned something else now she would like to do but its pushing it up to around £700 all in. Usually I could afford it but have spent sh*t loads last 4 months renovating house and still have a load to spend so £700 seems alot at the moment. Do you think I'm being tight if I say no its too much even though I could afford it really ?
      £700 aint much, my wife expects that kind of money on her birthday and on our anniversary. On top of the £1000 allowance she gets every month for staying home and looking after the house and kids. Not to mention the cost of her car..
      She burns through at least 20K every year.

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        #43
        Originally posted by Iron Condor View Post
        £700 aint much, my wife expects that kind of money on her birthday and on our anniversary. On top of the £1000 allowance she gets every month for staying home and looking after the house and kids. Not to mention the cost of her car..
        She burns through at least 20K every year.
        It's not exactly the same situation is it?

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          #44
          A very entertaining topic. Which sounds like bull5hit. Of course she's a hot nympho, she'd have to be to be with you, wouldn't she?

          I'd love to hear her side of the story.

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            #45
            Not tight but ball-less

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              #46
              Originally posted by Churchill View Post
              A very entertaining topic. Which sounds like bull5hit. Of course she's a hot nympho, she'd have to be to be with you, wouldn't she?

              I'd love to hear her side of the story.
              I bet you would you DOG
              Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.

              Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.

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                #47
                Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                A very entertaining topic. Which sounds like bull5hit. Of course she's a hot nympho, she'd have to be to be with you, wouldn't she?

                I'd love to hear her side of the story.

                100% guarantee no bull5hit in what I say I would even go as far as putting everything I have / own on it, obviously difficult to prove and to believe but all true.

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                  #48
                  I came across this in another forum:

                  "Hi can you help? I'm an OK looking bird who's going out with this pathetic IT bod with a BO problem. He has all the social skills of an orang-utang, wears socks and sandals and is a weedy specimen. He does earn some money though (God knows how) which is the only reason I stay with the loser.
                  About once a month I even sleep with him. He's pathetically grateful for this and keeps referring to me as a "nympho". Well he was a virgin before so I guess once a month qualifies as nympho territory for the geek. Anyway the poor sod is so dependent that he spends £700 on my birthday - what a dork"
                  Hard Brexit now!
                  #prayfornodeal

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                    #49
                    Hang on... wasn't money grabbing the main reason you got shot (finally) of the last Miss Bumfluff?

                    Maybe try a nice girl next time.... I say next time, cos you need to dump her ass if she "expects" you to spend even more on her.
                    Bazza gets caught
                    Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                    CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                      #50
                      Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                      I came across this in another forum:

                      "Hi can you help? I'm an OK looking bird who's going out with this pathetic IT bod with a BO problem. He has all the social skills of an orang-utang, wears socks and sandals and is a weedy specimen. He does earn some money though (God knows how) which is the only reason I stay with the loser.
                      About once a month I even sleep with him. He's pathetically grateful for this and keeps referring to me as a "nympho". Well he was a virgin before so I guess once a month qualifies as nympho territory for the geek. Anyway the poor sod is so dependent that he spends £700 on my birthday - what a dork"
                      <tumbleweed>

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