Am I being tight

[Clippy]

At the moment she probably does come in at below 80%, but I fancy the pants off her and she is such a little minx, I've tried walking away but all it took was for her to come round my pad dressed as she did and that was it, all rational goes out the window and Mr Jumbo starts doing the thinking

Please post pictures to ensure the board can guide you further.

[norrahe]

At the moment she probably does come in at below 80%, but I fancy the pants off her and she is such a little minx, I've tried walking away but all it took was for her to come round my pad dressed as she did and that was it, all rational goes out the window and Mr Jumbo starts doing the thinking

she's got ya right where she wants you and boy does she know it!

you need to back out from under the thumb!

[TimberWolf]

Do castrated men stop fancying women?

[norrahe]

Do castrated men stop fancying women?

Well that's one solution for him

[Pogle]

Perhaps HAB could, enlighten him as to the alternatives?

[BlackenedBiker]

My advice dump her just before her birthday.... save on the present. She'll come running after a few days when she's missing your big fat wallet.

Job done....

WRONG:

Lo-fi birthday, fish and chips and some pinot grigio (bet she drinks that), explain that you thought it would be cute and you spent the rest of "your birthday budget" on a really special birthday pressie.

After the newspaper is tidied away get busy, explain that the birthday pressie will come later and that it is all part of the surprise......

After much business bring out the book/magazine/metro you have got for her (spend no more than £3). Get out of bed, turn on the steel, look her in the baby blues and tell her if she ever stipulates what you spend on her birthday again she won't even get the fish.

She will dump you or jump you, but you get out with your balls.

Be a man, man-up and find a real woman

[DiscoStu]

Maybe you could spend the extra £300 on something you could both enjoy, perhaps a trip up the Oxo tower.

[NetwkSupport]

My god you're all a bunch of tight bar#####ds? lol

She puts up with you so therefore deserves £700 worth of gifts. One day she might bear you a child!

[BlackenedBiker]

My god you're all a bunch of tight bar#####ds? lol

She puts up with you so therefore deserves £700 worth of gifts. One day she might bear you a child!

Not even married you crazeeeeeee, she might also abscond with his hard-earned diamond earrings

[TimberWolf]

My god you're all a bunch of tight bar#####ds? lol

She puts up with you so therefore deserves £700 worth of gifts. One day she might bear you a child!

Yeah, and I bet she wouldn't be so tight after she's had a child.