They'll be able to see your willy and everything...

[BoredBloke]

"The airport has stressed that the images are not pornographic and will be destroyed straight away."

I bet! Just after the copy has made its way onto that USB drive. They claim it's because customers don't like the pat down. So ask them the question - pat down or naked picture.

[TheFaQQer]

"The airport has stressed that the images are not pornographic and will be destroyed straight away."

I bet! Just after the copy has made its way onto that USB drive. They claim it's because customers don't like the pat down. So ask them the question - pat down or naked picture.

They do ask them the question about whether they want a pat down or an xray.

And anyone who thinks that an x-ray is pornographic, really needs to get out more.

[EternalOptimist]

I remember Cher complaining about her boobie being squeezed, Joan Collins as well.
The airport security are only human and are as up for a laugh as anyone. I used to drink with a guy who worked at Liverpool, he used to take the crutches of people to 'check for explosives', then move the notch down to make the crutch shorter or longer, then watch the cripples wobble through in a wonky fashion. Oh how they laughed.

There will be a competition to see who can get an image of Linford Christies lunchbox, etc.

human nature

[AtW]

Schwarzenegger went through one.

[orac]

X-Ray

This guy has invented drops that allow people to see through clothes...


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/X_%281963_film%29

[orac]

X-Ray

If thine eye offends thee... pluck it out!

[xoggoth]

Pornography is in the eye etc. Beats me why some like dwarves or Manga but they do. I am sure that somewhere there must be somebody who gets a kick out of teddy bears.

Or FEET. How can you get turned on by FEET????

[TheFaQQer]

I am sure that somewhere there must be somebody who gets a kick out of teddy bears.

yes - they buy things like this (NSFW, I guess)

[xoggoth]

I know a chap with 3 life size erotic blow up dolls of Bernie Ecclestone. You can get a Gordon Brown doll too if you know where to look, you can take the glass eye out and bonk it in the eye socket.

[xoggoth]

And last year the police caught a chap trying to push Sizewell B nuclear power station up his bum.