Reply to: They'll be able to see your willy and everything...

[threaded]

I know a chap with 3 life size erotic blow up dolls of Bernie Ecclestone. You can get a Gordon Brown doll too if you know where to look, you can take the glass eye out and bonk it in the eye socket.

You are my hero!

[EternalOptimist]

I know a chap with 3 life size erotic blow up dolls of Bernie Ecclestone. You can get a Gordon Brown doll too if you know where to look, you can take the glass eye out and bonk it in the eye socket.

I found the socket to be at least three sizes too big. I got so annoyed I bursted it and it went down on me.

[xoggoth]

And last year the police caught a chap trying to push Sizewell B nuclear power station up his bum.

[xoggoth]

I know a chap with 3 life size erotic blow up dolls of Bernie Ecclestone. You can get a Gordon Brown doll too if you know where to look, you can take the glass eye out and bonk it in the eye socket.

[TheFaQQer]

I am sure that somewhere there must be somebody who gets a kick out of teddy bears.

yes - they buy things like this (NSFW, I guess)

[xoggoth]

Pornography is in the eye etc. Beats me why some like dwarves or Manga but they do. I am sure that somewhere there must be somebody who gets a kick out of teddy bears.

Or FEET. How can you get turned on by FEET????

[orac]

X-Ray

If thine eye offends thee... pluck it out!

[orac]

X-Ray

This guy has invented drops that allow people to see through clothes...


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/X_%281963_film%29

[AtW]

Schwarzenegger went through one.

[EternalOptimist]

I remember Cher complaining about her boobie being squeezed, Joan Collins as well.
The airport security are only human and are as up for a laugh as anyone. I used to drink with a guy who worked at Liverpool, he used to take the crutches of people to 'check for explosives', then move the notch down to make the crutch shorter or longer, then watch the cripples wobble through in a wonky fashion. Oh how they laughed.

There will be a competition to see who can get an image of Linford Christies lunchbox, etc.

human nature

[TheFaQQer]

"The airport has stressed that the images are not pornographic and will be destroyed straight away."

I bet! Just after the copy has made its way onto that USB drive. They claim it's because customers don't like the pat down. So ask them the question - pat down or naked picture.

They do ask them the question about whether they want a pat down or an xray.

And anyone who thinks that an x-ray is pornographic, really needs to get out more.

[BoredBloke]

"The airport has stressed that the images are not pornographic and will be destroyed straight away."

I bet! Just after the copy has made its way onto that USB drive. They claim it's because customers don't like the pat down. So ask them the question - pat down or naked picture.

[DiscoStu]

they plan to hire dolly-bird security friskers, to detect exploding fake-willy vests
if you get frisked and dont get a bonio, they shoot you with a bazooka


sorry HAB, nice knowing you

[EternalOptimist]

if you are looking at a hottie and have a hard on, THEY will know

they plan to hire dolly-bird security friskers, to detect exploding fake-willy vests
if you get frisked and dont get a bonio, they shoot you with a bazooka


sorry HAB, nice knowing you

[Andy2]

if you are looking at a hottie and have a hard on, THEY will know