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They'll be able to see your willy and everything...

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    #11
    They've had similar scanners in Domodedovo for years.

    As a special bonus, people going through the fast track could catch a glimpse of the screen whilst standing in the left hand lane. More often than not it would be a boring businessman, but there was the occasional hottie.

    Not sure if it's still the case as I haven't been back since they finished the renovations.
    ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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      #12
      Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
      They've had similar scanners in Domodedovo for years.

      As a special bonus, people going through the fast track could catch a glimpse of the screen whilst standing in the left hand lane. More often than not it would be a boring businessman, but there was the occasional hottie.

      Not sure if it's still the case as I haven't been back since they finished the renovations.
      The scanners were there last January. I'm going through DME next January, so I'll check out the left hand lane for you.
      Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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        #13
        Originally posted by zeitghost
        I'm NOT a .

        HTH.
        So why do you have that large collection of anal probes?

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          #14
          Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
          How long before images of naked celebs get on the Internet!
          Schwarzenegger went through one.

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            #15
            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            So why do you have that large collection of anal probes?
            As opposed to HAB's pink one?

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              #16
              The irony is that if you actually exposed your genitals whilst walking through airport security, you'd probably be arrested.
              Will work inside IR35. Or for food.

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                #17
                Is it illegal to walk around naked in Britain?

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                  #18
                  if you are looking at a hottie and have a hard on, THEY will know

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Andy2 View Post
                    if you are looking at a hottie and have a hard on, THEY will know
                    they plan to hire dolly-bird security friskers, to detect exploding fake-willy vests
                    if you get frisked and dont get a bonio, they shoot you with a bazooka


                    sorry HAB, nice knowing you


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                    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                      they plan to hire dolly-bird security friskers, to detect exploding fake-willy vests
                      if you get frisked and dont get a bonio, they shoot you with a bazooka


                      sorry HAB, nice knowing you


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