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Did no-one think of smashing it with a hammer?...my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...
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it happened at the same school the week before, but that time the kid got their hands out in time.
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16.5k for that level of injuries - This poor sod is going to struggle to hold down a job (will struggle to hold anything now) and all they get is 16.5k.Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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The school was fined £16.5kOriginally posted by TonyEnglish View Post16.5k for that level of injuries - This poor sod is going to struggle to hold down a job (will struggle to hold anything now) and all they get is 16.5k.
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"Speaking outside the court, the girl's solicitor, Stephen Hill, said his client was a "remarkable young woman" who hoped to go to university and become a teacher working with nursery or primary aged children. "
That's not going to cause nightmares is it!Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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Hello? Anyone else read this bit?Jo Anderson, prosecuting for the HSE, said the girl had been told by her teacher to put her hands into clay to make a mould.
She was then supposed to pour the liquid plaster into the clay mould. Instead she put her hand up to the wrist into the bucket of plaster.Comment
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yes, and it happened the week before, same school. possibly a prank gone wrongOriginally posted by Churchill View PostHello? Anyone else read this bit?
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