Tough on crime, tough on the causes of crime!
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BREAKING: Brown to pay back 12.4K expenses
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I was. I once flew a Tornado back from Rome balancing a bowl of spaghetti in my lap.Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post"Were you a major in the SAS?"Hard Brexit now!
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No, but it's part of the Labour Manifesto:Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post"Were you a major in the SAS?"
"We propose a new approach to law and order: tough on crime and tough on the causes of crime. We insist on individual responsibility for crime, and will attack the causes of crime by our measures..."Comment
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Oi....Originally posted by sasguru View PostDo you like films about gladiators?
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Shame on him! He should know better...... at least where to hide it....Originally posted by EC4N View PostTough on crime, tough on the causes of crime!Comment
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostOi....
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Yep, 26 posts but far from 15,429 worth of infantile drivel.
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This whole expenses thing still does not go far enough. One comment I read was that it is fine to expense your sky subscription so long as it was the basic package - no pay per view pot noodle movies then. But their expenses, like ours are supposed to be wholly and exclusively to do with their role as an MP. How many of us have the pleasure of working away? How many would like all the comforts of home at our companies expenses. See how far you get when you rent a second home for work purposes and fill it with all the type of stuff you have at home. W@nkers the lot of them
I'm going to stand for expection and get my snout in the trough also!Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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Oooh 'ark at him.Originally posted by EC4N View Postsasguru
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Yep, 26 posts but far from 15,429 worth of infantile drivel.
Hard Brexit now!
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