I was a major in the SAS ...

[sasguru]

...don't you know? I remember one time in the first Gulf war, we skinned these poor sods alive. That was soon after I had flown over in my Tornado balancing a bowl of spaghetti on my lap. Got bored being a pilot and decided to join the SAS you see.

[daviejones]

...don't you know? I remember one time in the first Gulf war, we skinned these poor sods alive. That was soon after I had flown over in my Tornado balancing a bowl of spaghetti on my lap. Got bored being a pilot and decided to join the SAS you see.

Major Pain in the Ass more like...

[xoggoth]

For a suitable fee can you come and kill MR PIKEY SCUM with your bare hands? He was only in the paras. My experience in the Cubs doesn't quite stack up.

PS Actually, they should teach lethal combat in the cubs/brownies or whatever they call them now. Never too early to learn.

[sasguru]

For a suitable fee can you come and kill MR PIKEY SCUM with your bare hands? .

Oh don't know about that - I have an appointment with President Obama on Wednesday.

[Zippy]

For a suitable fee can you come and kill MR PIKEY SCUM with your bare hands? He was only in the paras. My experience in the Cubs doesn't quite stack up.

PS Actually, they should teach lethal combat in the cubs/brownies or whatever they call them now. Never too early to learn.

I helped out with a brownie pack for a while and I'm sure we covered lethal combat.