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    #11
    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

    Just seen one of my two Project managers sitting in his car using meth, hiding in the corner of the car park; I'd heard the rumours, now I know the truth. That explains how he stays at work from 5 in the morning till 11 at night. F**king maniac expects the rest of us to work every waking hour too.

    And he wonders why I'm so protective of my testers.
    I thought this would be some juicy scandal about what Gordon Brown is being dosed up with
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      #12
      I think you're jumping to conclusions..... it might have been crack

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        #13
        Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
        I thought this would be some juicy scandal about what Gordon Brown is being dosed up with
        Maybe we could start a rumour ...?
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          #14
          Originally posted by Zippy View Post
          Maybe we could start a rumour ...?
          I was hoping it was the PM too! I'm a bit dissapointed now!
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            #15
            Originally posted by SantaClaus View Post
            I was hoping it was the PM too! I'm a bit dissapointed now!
            It would explain his boundless energy.
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              #16
              Originally posted by d000hg View Post
              It would explain his boundless energy.
              Is that the boundless energy of a dead Gazelle??

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                #17
                It would have been crack... You don't smoke speed.
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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                  Just seen one of my two Project managers sitting in his car using meth, hiding in the corner of the car park; I'd heard the rumours, now I know the truth. That explains how he stays at work from 5 in the morning till 11 at night. F**king maniac expects the rest of us to work every waking hour too.

                  And he wonders why I'm so protective of my testers.
                  Originally posted by Money Money Money View Post
                  It would have been crack... You don't smoke speed.
                  You do with this stuff:
                  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Methamphetamine

                  It sounds like pretty nasty stuff. Watched the Louis Theroux programme about this a few weeks ago. Did not realise it was over here that much.
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                    #19
                    Originally posted by ferret View Post
                    You do with this stuff:
                    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Methamphetamine

                    It sounds like pretty nasty stuff. Watched the Louis Theroux programme about this a few weeks ago. Did not realise it was over here that much.
                    It's not very good for you

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by fckvwls View Post
                      It turns you yellow?

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