I've just had a conversation with a decent agent

[Zippy]

Current rate is xGBP

Today agent asked if I would work for xUSD in Iran.

I said no.

Would you do it if they threw in an all expenses paid nuclear shelter?

[Andy2]

A dead agent is a good agent
something like that

[Spacecadet]

A dead agent is a good agent
something like that

What do you call 1000 dead agents at the bottom of the sea?
A good start!

[Pondlife]

What do you call 1000 dead agents at the bottom of the sea?
A good start!

How many dead agents can you fit in your garage?



Probably another two if I move my bike



(c) frankie boyle 2008

[BlackenedBiker]

Agent <> A gent

[TheFaQQer]

How many dead agents can you fit in your garage?



Probably another two if I move my bike



(c) frankie boyle 2008

Why is your bike in my garage? I don't understand.

[Spacecadet]

"How much does it cost for engineer brain?"

"£3 a gram."

"How much does it cost for programmer brain?"

"£4 a gram ."

"How much for agents brain?"

"£1,000 a gram."

"Why is agents brain so much more?"

"Do you know how many agents we had to kill to get one ounce of brain?"