What exactly is cellulite?
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Can I **** your sister?Coffee's for closersComment
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Why aren't you as good as your sister in bed? (While you're at it, doggy style). The key is to try and stay on afterwards. It's called rodeo styleOriginally posted by Spacecadet View Post
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Is that before the donkey punch?Originally posted by snaw View PostWhy aren't you as good as your sister in bed? (While you're at it, doggy style). The key is to try and stay on afterwards. It's called rodeo styleCoffee's for closersComment
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It'd be an interesting challenge getting anywhere near a donkey punch after a rodeo, I reckon. Not without losing a very important part ...Originally posted by Spacecadet View PostHang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith
Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek
That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay
Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - CyberghoulComment
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that was a uni game.. fat bird rodeo
find said large girl
take her to the dance floor
arms around her
whisper something horrible in her ear
see how long you can keep your hands clasped together
very very cruelThe proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek PointsComment
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Shall I get our solicitor to send a writ to the hairdresser?And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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A diplomat is a man who can convince his wife she'd look stout in a fur coat.Originally posted by chef View Post"when did you say you are planning to start going to the gym?"
said I, last weekend, just as gf chef was undressing for bed ..
strangely she didn't fancy any
and went straight to sleep 
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Can you bring a friend over??"If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"Comment
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