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Things not to ask your wife....

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    #11
    What exactly is cellulite?
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
    Originally posted by vetran
    Urine is quite nourishing

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      #12
      Can I **** your sister?
      Coffee's for closers

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        #13
        Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
        Can I **** your sister?
        Why aren't you as good as your sister in bed? (While you're at it, doggy style). The key is to try and stay on afterwards. It's called rodeo style
        Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

        Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

        That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

        Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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          #14
          Originally posted by snaw View Post
          Why aren't you as good as your sister in bed? (While you're at it, doggy style). The key is to try and stay on afterwards. It's called rodeo style
          Is that before the donkey punch?
          Coffee's for closers

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            #15
            Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
            Is that before the donkey punch?
            It'd be an interesting challenge getting anywhere near a donkey punch after a rodeo, I reckon. Not without losing a very important part ...
            Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

            Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

            That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

            Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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              #16
              that was a uni game.. fat bird rodeo

              find said large girl
              take her to the dance floor
              arms around her
              whisper something horrible in her ear
              see how long you can keep your hands clasped together

              very very cruel
              The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek Points

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                #17
                Originally posted by chef View Post
                that was a uni game.. fat bird rodeo

                find said large girl
                take her to the dance floor
                arms around her
                whisper something horrible in her ear
                see how long you can keep your hands clasped together

                very very cruel
                Waste of a potential shag IMO
                Coffee's for closers

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                  #18
                  Shall I get our solicitor to send a writ to the hairdresser?
                  And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by chef View Post
                    "when did you say you are planning to start going to the gym?"
                    said I, last weekend, just as gf chef was undressing for bed ..

                    strangely she didn't fancy any and went straight to sleep
                    A diplomat is a man who can convince his wife she'd look stout in a fur coat.
                    Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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                      #20
                      Can you bring a friend over??
                      "If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"

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