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Originally posted by Pinto View PostThe surprise here is that the chicken died; must have been poorly to start with.Comment
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Diabetic hen?"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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Originally posted by Pinto View PostThat looks like a double yolker, and they're not that uncommon. Occasionally my chickens lay one of those which can be about twice the size of standard eggs. The surprise here is that the chicken died; must have been poorly to start with."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Not completely surprising because that's what chicken-breeding has been all about. Get them to lay as many eggs as possible while keeping them just about alive. Occasionally the genetics gets a little out of hand.Comment
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