Originally posted by EternalOptimist
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spooky this.
when I was 47, I was on a bus going into Liverpool. Yes, it was the No. 47 bus.
One of my fellow passengers was crying and said that he was being booted out of NASA because his program had lost 47 astronauts and no one else would volunteer. Imagine how delighted he was when I agreed to go through the rigorous training and fly to Mars the following month.
On the way to Mars the computer went mad and tried to steal my DVD collection but I fought back using human ingenuity by forcing a compressed air cylinder into its mouth and shooting it with my rifle.
Then I woke up. It had all been a dream.
when I was 47, I was on a bus going into Liverpool. Yes, it was the No. 47 bus.
One of my fellow passengers was crying and said that he was being booted out of NASA because his program had lost 47 astronauts and no one else would volunteer. Imagine how delighted he was when I agreed to go through the rigorous training and fly to Mars the following month.
On the way to Mars the computer went mad and tried to steal my DVD collection but I fought back using human ingenuity by forcing a compressed air cylinder into its mouth and shooting it with my rifle.
Then I woke up. It had all been a dream.
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