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Are Labour politicians supposed to walk round in hobnailed boots and donkey jackets then, doffing their flat caps to any Tory politicians they happen to encounter?Comment
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Yes. They should have blackened faces and call the Tories guvnor.Originally posted by dang65 View PostAre Labour politicians supposed to walk round in hobnailed boots and donkey jackets then, doffing their flat caps to any Tory politicians they happen to encounter?
Blackened by coal dust that is.Comment
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FTFYOriginally posted by DimPrawn View Post
Blackened by the soot from the pyre that is."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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But they are only £20 in the Turkish Market!Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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I thought that the tagline for these was that you never owned a Patek Phillipe, merely looking after it for the next generation? I do hope that Mandelson hasn't passed on his demonseed...Comment
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Oh God! Where did this one crawl out from.Originally posted by dang65 View PostAre Labour politicians supposed to walk round in hobnailed boots and donkey jackets then, doffing their flat caps to any Tory politicians they happen to encounter?
You're not one of Derek Draper's tools are you?
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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I'm sure he has, but luckily it will have fallen on stoney ground.Originally posted by Menelaus View PostI do hope that Mandelson hasn't passed on his demonseed...+50 Xeno Geek Points
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For £20k, it's remarkably restrained. Just looks like a fairly decent man's watch to me.
Anyway why is this news? How many people here have spent £20k more than they needed to to get an Audi/BMW instead of a perfectly adequate Ford/Toyota? How many here could afford a £20k watch if they wanted one? I should think quite a few... Prawn could buy us all watches if he wanted
Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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