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    #21
    I have been known to put that kind of effort in but only leading up to a renewal I wanted.

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      #22
      In the beginning there was the project.
      The client gave the project unto its employees.
      The project brought upon the business a plague of sick days and woe for the IT staff.
      Their paper certificates did not bring knowledge and skill to the company.
      It came to pass that management said unto HR
      “We can not cope with the mighty project task for there is great plague of sickness that has fallen upon the IT.”
      HR looked kindly upon them and sent a contractor from Heaven (or Sunbury).
      The contractor toiled day and night and the permies watched him and spent their time surfing upon the interweb.
      The project came to completion and the contactor handed the project to the permie who had recovered from the plague … and four weeks holiday … and a six week project course, team building exercise in Cumbria … and endless meetings.

      And the permie went unto management a spoke. “I have with great fortitude toiled and completed this vast project., by the way shall we get ride of that lazy overpaid contractor.
      "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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        #23
        Pah, in my day I was billing for 86 hours a week for at least 3 months!

        You don't know you're born....
        Who has time? Who has time? But then if we do not ever take time, how can we ever have time?

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          #24
          Originally posted by norrahe View Post
          actually most of my contracts have resulted in me surfing the net, doing very little for several months.

          Now I've got work to do, what kind of contract is that?
          WSS, I was so busy yesterday it was a surprise when lunchtime and 5:30pm arrived, atleast the day went by a lot quicker. It makes a huge change from surfing the net, CUK, planning holidays etc.
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            #25
            Originally posted by sasguru View Post
            You still doing sas at pharma? Highly unusual situation if so.
            Sort of they gave me the title consultant senior manager here though and I'm managing a team of SAS programmers, all good guys, but other departments are Terry Fwits including the so called study managers.
            The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

            But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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              #26
              Baggie posted: SAS programmers
              Let me guess, they slip in, make lots of noise and blow everything up, then slip out whilst the dust is still settling ?
              Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

              C.S. Lewis

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                #27
                No we just employ pilots who can program
                The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
                  No we just employ pilots who can program
                  It's better than the other way round isn't it?
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                    #29
                    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
                    Long hours yes, but not all for the one client
                    Or are you a disguised employee?
                    No, I'm the director of a company, not a contractor pretending to be a business because the nasty agents won't let me be self-employed
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                    Originally posted by vetran
                    Urine is quite nourishing

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
                      Ever done a contract where you work your balls off and take up the slack for other departments, who go on holiday at key times, never work late, do sloppy work that affects you, but then manage to take credit for your work?
                      Isn't it terrible when people think you're easy to exploit and try to take advantage of you? Next thing you know, they'll be slagging you off in an online forum.

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