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C: I recently placed a contract killing order and have a problem with the service
P: Very good sir, have you got your order reference number?
C: Errr.... 0001DEATH08943
P: Thank you sir, please bear with me whilst the system retrives your details.... now sir, what appears to be the problem with the service you have recieved from iKill
C: Well, I've just the ****er on TV
P: Are you sure it was him sir? Our records show that the order was terminated as requested?
C: Yes I am sure
P: Can you please confirm the last name of the target please Sir
C: Brown, thats B R O W N, first name GordonCoffee's for closers -
Yikes. We need more outsourcing like a bullet in the head.Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostSpeaking gibberish on internet talkboards since last Michaelmas. Plus here on TwitterComment
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Why do I have visions of Inspector Clouseau?Originally posted by Spacecadet View PostC: I recently placed a contract killing order and have a problem with the service
P: Very good sir, have you got your order reference number?
C: Errr.... 0001DEATH08943
P: Thank you sir, please bear with me whilst the system retrives your details.... now sir, what appears to be the problem with the service you have recieved from iKill
C: Well, I've just the ****er on TV
P: Are you sure it was him sir? Our records show that the order was terminated as requested?
C: Yes I am sure
P: Can you please confirm the last name of the target please Sir
C: Brown, thats B R O W N, first name GordonSpeaking gibberish on internet talkboards since last Michaelmas. Plus here on TwitterComment
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Hard Brexit now!
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