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    More outsourcing to Asia

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/8277948.stm

    This is killing us.

    #2
    C: I recently placed a contract killing order and have a problem with the service
    P: Very good sir, have you got your order reference number?
    C: Errr.... 0001DEATH08943
    P: Thank you sir, please bear with me whilst the system retrives your details.... now sir, what appears to be the problem with the service you have recieved from iKill
    C: Well, I've just the ****er on TV
    P: Are you sure it was him sir? Our records show that the order was terminated as requested?
    C: Yes I am sure
    P: Can you please confirm the last name of the target please Sir
    C: Brown, thats B R O W N, first name Gordon
    Coffee's for closers

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      #3
      Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
      Yikes. We need more outsourcing like a bullet in the head.
      Speaking gibberish on internet talkboards since last Michaelmas. Plus here on Twitter

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        #4
        Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
        C: I recently placed a contract killing order and have a problem with the service
        P: Very good sir, have you got your order reference number?
        C: Errr.... 0001DEATH08943
        P: Thank you sir, please bear with me whilst the system retrives your details.... now sir, what appears to be the problem with the service you have recieved from iKill
        C: Well, I've just the ****er on TV
        P: Are you sure it was him sir? Our records show that the order was terminated as requested?
        C: Yes I am sure
        P: Can you please confirm the last name of the target please Sir
        C: Brown, thats B R O W N, first name Gordon
        Why do I have visions of Inspector Clouseau?
        Speaking gibberish on internet talkboards since last Michaelmas. Plus here on Twitter

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          #5
          Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
          As long as its not ICT visa abuse

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            #6
            Originally posted by MrMark View Post
            Why do I have visions of Inspector Clouseau?
            Bob
            Hard Brexit now!
            #prayfornodeal

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