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Brown not on prescription painkillers
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Brown not on prescription painkillers
If you find this post offensive, please insert "Chan" before and "tho" after, then it should be OK.
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Why all this fuss about prescription. I bet he gets his "anti-depressants" and "painkillers" from that dodgy bloke in the pub carpark.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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I'd put him on paraquat frequently and often!Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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It's the 'generally' bit I'd like to see changed to always in his case.Originally posted by zeitghostOnce is generally found to be sufficient.
HTH.Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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WHS.
No blogs or MSM have been going on about painkillers, it has always been about the anti-depressant drugs referred to as MAOI because of evidence of Gordo's dietary prerequisites.
Marr was providing the prime monster with a plausible deniability i.e. no, I didn't take painkillers (but I am taking MAOI).If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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Aren't those the ones that most doctors no longer prescribe, due to newer ones - prozac, etc. being available ?Comment
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No. They're the ones that are the anti-depressants of last resort. For when the fluffier type have failed.Originally posted by bobhope View PostAren't those the ones that most doctors no longer prescribe, due to newer ones - prozac, etc. being available ?Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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