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    #11
    Agent: wow imagine getting £500 a day
    You: wow imagine you're getting £100/day for doing nothing out of it
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
    Originally posted by vetran
    Urine is quite nourishing

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      #12
      Originally posted by Sysman View Post
      Back in permie days one boss kept telling me I was earning a lot. Ignore the twunt.
      I dealt with that by sitting one previous permie boss down and showing him where the money goes.

      Starting with a line marked 0 ... 100 I took off the VAT (goes to the government) then took off 20% for the agent then took off suitable amounts for the employer's NI (goes to the government), personal NI (goes to the government) and PAYE (goes to the government). Then 10% for leave & 10% for sick. Then £5k for training, manuals and kit.

      (NB: this was the early days of IR35 when it looked like we were all caught by it.)

      There was far less left than his take home. And the %age going to the government was greater than his gross salary. Seeing as he was a civil servant...

      He was actually sympathetic to subsequent rate increases after that.

      Meanwhile, we had a team of 15 or so Big Five consultants at the other end of the corridor working on the outsourcing of the IT department, each costing between £1,000 and £1,800 per day.


      So instead of ignoring the twunts, educate them.
      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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        #13
        Originally posted by Pogle View Post
        so thats twice now you've posted threads to let us all know how much you're getting a day - smug much
        Not just these posts but most of them.

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          #14
          Answer - I don't have to imagine it happens every day!
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            #15
            Too many people forget that the basic definition of "professional" is:-

            "Doing something & getting paid for it"

            In which case, professionalism has nothing to do with the way you do the job, so long as you do it & get paid.

            That said, all pimps are utter twunts...I havent found a decent one in my many years at this game

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